5 Hour Energy! It’s the best!
It’s vitamins…it’s water…It’s something I could drink instead of water-water! Are you listening beautiful people at Glaceau? I salute you and your mighty-fine product. Today I’m proud to introduce one of my faves, “ENERGY”…It get’s the Stu Carpenter “Narcoleptic Approved” Rating of 6.5

So you pop in the local gas station for gas, a newspaper and a little somethingsomething to keep you awake for another 10 minutes or so. But what? There’s a whole slew of packaged vitamins and energt drinks? So many choices may make you want to find a comy section over by the corndog warmer to “sleep on it”.
Might I recomend 5-hour energy…These little 2 OZ containers pack a punch that doesn’t burn you out. When they say 5 hours, they mean it! It contains 2000% of your daily B6 and a whopping 8333% of your daily B12. If my insurance covered it, I’d gladly replace my provigil with it! There’s no goofy chemicals…just vitamins! Get a case of it…you’ll see!…It get’s the Stu Carpenter “Narcoleptic Approved” Rating of 9.5

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